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Magic Pink Man.
What I am about to tell you today is perhaps the most important piece of information you will ever acquire, so listen closely for I am not a man who is known to repeat himself.
Given the unusual circumstances of your birth, the star under which you were born specifically demands that you travel the earth to destroy your arch nemeses. Unfortunately, this demand never came with any instructions so you will be forced to interact with numerous groups of people throughout your adventures to get to your rivals.
Now, I cannot tell you exactly who they will be or how many you will have to defeat but I can tell you this: each one will have its own theme music. The adventurers call it boss music and this is how you will know when you have found one of them.
Sometimes, late at night, if you listen closely, if put your ear to the ground, some say you can hear the music of these “bosses” echoing throughout the land.
Now, when I said that I didn’t know who these bosses were, I made a mistake. Before you, Magic Pink Man, I had an apprentice whom I thought was worthy of my teaching… Obviously, I was wrong.
In any case, before he died, he crawled back to my home and told me, the first boss you are to face only has one eye, 12 lives… And he shoots miniature spaceships from the sides of his face.
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